thick balls

Thick balls:
A person who has done something absolutly insane, but perfectly.

Someone who has thick balls is a impressive figure of a man, who can acomplish the hardest of task and make it look easy.

My man paul will wander through a strip club raining cocaine without batting a eye. Man that guys got thick balls.

by Idiotcarl September 18, 2016

ball wedgy

When you fart so passionately that the resulting negative pressure created in your anus is sufficient to suck your balls into your rectum.

Phil: Yo I heard Steve's balls ain't dropped yet

Marissa: Nah he just gave himself a ball wedgy.

by ivefallenandicantgetup September 18, 2016

Kalpa Balls

To start off, Kalpa is a very small Indian with the smallest balls you can ever imagine. The term Kalpa Balls used when need to give someone a dare they absolutely can't deny.

Person 1: Dude I dare you to run down the hallway with your pants pulled down
Person 2: Why the hell would i do that?
Person 1: Because if you dont you have Kalpa Balls.
Person 2: You son of a bitch

by yayeet1911 May 7, 2020

Ball-off

When two males go head-to-head in a ball-off they squeeze their opponents testicles progressively harder until one of the competitors gives up, making his opponent the winner of the ball-off.

(Ricky firmly grabs Randy by his ball-sack)

Randy: You wanna have a ball-off?
Ricky: I do wanna have a ball-off.

You think I wanna bang you? Come on!

by Whodini September 6, 2020

Santa Balls

a form of role play when you where a Santa suit while dipping your balls in a girl's mouth

I gave my bitch Santa Balls last night! Swag!

by Matthew Conaway May 25, 2012

Text Balls

When a person who has no confidence or courage in the real world, gains the courage to speak their mind when texting.

John's mad at me but he only has the balls to say it to me through text. He has text balls.

by Oh Sigh Wrist December 18, 2011

Jelly Balls

The way to obtain jelly balls is to suffer great blunt force trauma to the nut sack causing you to have internal bleeding in your ball sack. Making your ball sack fill with blood that resembles a bag of jelly.

Herbert Finkle was badly struck in the nuts. Which turned is ballsack to jelly. Giving him a bad case of Jelly Balls.

by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012