Absolute units. Everyone hates em yet everyone wants to be em. We the only people in the world that have it so good, that its bad.
by Tibonezone March 9, 2023
Get the americans mug.A native themed long anal bead is strung in between two peoples anal cavity and the two proceed to clench their butts rapidly in order to slowly pull the beads out of the other person
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Get the Native American tug of war mug.A sport
From America
Well, more like copied off rugby
Just with armor and some other minor differences
Well, the “football” part isn’t really true
You don’t use your feet
And what the fuck is that thing
Not round, not anything, not a ball by my definition
Anyways, it’s a sport
And some people think that it is more popular than non-American football
Aka football, soccer if you are American
But you are wrong, 140 million watch the Super Bowl
1.7 billion watch the World Cup
At least this year
Both sports are good
Just football (soccer) is more popular
So y’all just stop fighting over which is better.
From America
Well, more like copied off rugby
Just with armor and some other minor differences
Well, the “football” part isn’t really true
You don’t use your feet
And what the fuck is that thing
Not round, not anything, not a ball by my definition
Anyways, it’s a sport
And some people think that it is more popular than non-American football
Aka football, soccer if you are American
But you are wrong, 140 million watch the Super Bowl
1.7 billion watch the World Cup
At least this year
Both sports are good
Just football (soccer) is more popular
So y’all just stop fighting over which is better.
by Gdisvvc March 20, 2023
Get the American football mug.A bunch of people bought a high school and decided to start a channel on YouTube, maybe TikTok and Reels idk, where they film short-form content about school in it. The owners are Hyde Healy, Aidan Micho, Julia Dicesare, Grace Reiter, and Ryan Micho. Everyone else is apparently too insignificant to be on the channel banner, although most 12-year-old girls go through a phase where they have a crush on Aidan Micho.
"wtf I started watching American High and now all that's in my feed are edits of Hyde Healy"
"College Life and Barely Adult are also good channels, go watch them"
"College Life and Barely Adult are also good channels, go watch them"
by someone malignant March 26, 2025
Get the American High mug.An American sport similar to the Olympic pentathlon, in which competitors compete in stock car racing, throwing (American) Footballs through toilet seats, hot dog eating, M16 automatic rifle marksmanship, and lite beer drinking.
by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025
Get the American Pentathlon mug.An endurance sport similar to the Olympic Triathlon, however, instead of running, biking, and swimming, the disciplines competed in are Stock Car Racing (ie NASCAR,) Hot Dog Eating, and throwing (American) footballs through toilet seats.
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Get the American Triathlon mug.I was born here. My mother and father were born here. My grandmother and grandfather were born here. My great-grandparents were born here.
Hym "I am a Natural-Born American Citizen. Elon is a mentally retarded South African. Deport him immediately. Send him back to Africa now."
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