western douche bun

When girls especially those who go to UWO or Huron College where there hair in a stupid bun right on top of their heads. It makes it even doucher if dirty....
ew look at her western douche bun
by nice.hair. February 09, 2010
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Douchey McDouche-douche

(N) Noun, plural Douchey McDouche-douches:
Someone exemplifying the qualities of douchery to a surprisingly new degree. Usually this person remains steadfast in their douche-dom and state of mind despite evidence contradicting their douche-tastic standpoint. Typically the party in question acts on or makes outrageous accusations kin attempt to spread their improper views. This is about the equivalent of Douchey McDouche to the nth power...
Used in speech:
"Damn Brian. Stop being such a Douchey McDouche-douche"

Douchey McDouche-douches of note:
1.
Eric Whiteside

2.
Rush Limbaugh

3.
Fox news

4.

People who deny the negative effects of global warming or smoking
by Aureon August 24, 2009
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non douche bag

One who despises douchebags. This person will typically try not to do anything he has seen a douche bag do.
I am a non douche bag because, I can't stand douche bags.
by caponet1 April 28, 2007
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used douche juice

The rotten vagina douche juice that trickles down after a hoe uses one.
bitch, u smell like some used douche juice.
by KrazyKrackaKyle October 17, 2009
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West Virginia Douche

The act of pissing in your cousin while you are fucking her.
Bubba just gave her a West Virginia Douche.
by Mity J October 19, 2006
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douche pot pie

The most potent of all douche-related insults. The king/queen of all douches, recipient of the "biggest douche in the universe" award.
"Dude, you cheated on your girlfriend with her mom, and then you jacked her stereo! You're a total douche pot pie!!"
by Devian November 23, 2005
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