November 1

National vodka day
The day when you and your friends get vodka and drink together 'till you both get drunk

(Ps.Your friend have to pay if they are Russian)

Person 1: You have to pay drink today
Person 2: Okay,which?
Person 1: vodka
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its November 1, National Vodka day!

by Destroness2019 October 31, 2019

May 1

Everyone whose birthday is today starts shitting violently at 6 pm pst

guy1: Oh your birthday is on May 1st? I'm gonna leave the party before 6 then

by erzywerzy June 5, 2022

SII-1

A group of people who investigate any situation or research in any situation

The SII are investigating us
We're in the SII-1 files

by The SII April 1, 2023

#1 Stalker

A parent who watches over their child a bit too much.

Hazel: Shit man, my parents are watching me on cameras.
Celi: Oh shit
Hazel: She really do be a #1 Stalker…

by avagina41205 January 23, 2023

1+1=3

mom+dad=baby

1+1=3 so yes

by LOCALMEMER March 22, 2023

2-1

Dumbasses who bet on Female Sporting Games, helps if they’re Blond haired and Blue eyed. They will be berated and enraged by your every move to be called this name. They are natural slackers so they deserve the upmost torment by the Two-To-One Cult.

‘HEY LOOK! WE GOT A 2-1 OVER HERE!!!’

by LoveCraft257 April 29, 2022

#1 rule

The rule that shows Brooke loves Arturo more.

Remeber the #1 rule, Brooke loves Arturo more, it's a fact.

by BrookelovesArturo January 16, 2008