The Red Gates

A location in Rocky Mountain Hell located outside the indoctrination centres called West Central High School and Pioneer Middle School. It's main inhabitants are drug addicted, fucktards with God complexes and are completely devoid of any common sense. Their ecological niche primarily consists of smoking a fat dooby and polluting the town by tossing their cancer sticks anywhere they damn well please and letting their cars idle to spew toxic gas for hours on end. They have no regard for anybody but themselves. The location itself reeks of the putrid scent of 2nd hand smoke and gas fumes from their shitty, barely functional Kijiji trucks. west central high school Rocky Mountain House

"Hey you want to go and hang out by the red gates?" "No. I'm not a pot smoking tumor."

by DecapitatedScrotum June 16, 2016

red choice

Making a dumb decision or a decision that you didn't put much thought into too.

Example:

Son: I'll just do the 8 math assignments tomorrow, I'm going to go out with John.
Mom: You need to do your homework, how are you going to do 8 assignments in one day?

Dad: That's a red choice son.

Son: What's a red choice?
Dad: Nevermind, do your work.

by yaboyczk@234459 July 27, 2018

Red Submarine

When the guys penis turns red because the condom is too tight

Stacy: "Oh Claire did you and Mike get down to business?"
Claire: "Yeah we did, but Mike bought the smaller condoms by accident so it was like a red submarine in my ocean"

by noodleboodle January 31, 2017

Red Deer

The armpit of Canada. If a city were a dry heave.

My parents moved to Red Deer because their lives were meaningless.

by A-Squished-FrenchHorn April 9, 2023

Red's homoeroticism

When a young man of around seventeen has red hair and bails on his friends to go into missori options, ariving at school and 7:30 and leaving by 10. during the period in which his friends are at school, ie us, for another 4 and a half hours, he sits at home drinking flat soda and masturbating to slightly homoerotic pornography.it is a sedentary lifestyle, that consists mostly of consuming delivery pizza and bailing on friends to make pathetic attemps to score with girls 5 years his minor. if any of your friends start showing signs of red's homoeretocism, please, blow his head off.

oh shit dude, charlie is starting to get lazy and itch us alot....he might be coming down with red's homoeroticism, wheres thye deagle? we have a mission.

by INFURlATED November 9, 2010

the red rug

A hip place in town. Usually packed with younger generation scenesters

"That new jazz club is the red rug!"

by mark December 7, 2003

Diarrhea Red

The color of a persons hair; whether they are born with the hair color or if it is chemically colored.

Hey everyone, I just ate some greasy fish, and shit it out diarrhea red; like Danny's hair color.

by mr. mojo rpsgt November 11, 2011