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Mind Job (MJ) 

When some one or some thing does or says something crazy that blows your mind.
Kevin and Jason jumped into some bushes off of a two story building and it gave me a total mind job (MJ).
Mind Job (MJ) by jnepure July 11, 2009
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duracell job 

Situation when it takes ages to finalize a project as the client keeps asking for changes.
(After receiving another request from the client) It's a duracell job... Keeps on going!
duracell job by piterpan September 2, 2009
When a male and a female have intercourse and the genitial is touching the arm pits.
(often times resulting in ejaculation)
Randy had a fun time with Jenny when his penis, was touching her hairy pits and the result= sweet pit job.
pit job by lifeandtimesofstevin November 23, 2009
If you have to ask, it is too expensive for you. It has been known to be given in classrooms, most notably to engineering interns. The police have cracked down hard on RJ's, ever since the "Industry Night" incident.
Dude, did you just see that guy in math? I heard he got a ray job during class.
Ray Job by DumbC February 11, 2010
–verb (used with object)

to recieve a blow job on a jet plane.
Hi. Can I haz jet job?
Jet Job by Julio Suave July 13, 2010
Where a pregnant woman's unborn fetus jerks you off during sex.
Vegas, only place you can get away with a fetus job and not feel ashamed.

Thank god for the fetus job; that girl's blimp of a stomach wasn't doing it for me.
Fetus Job by DSpi August 11, 2010