stand-up-for-jesus 

short hairstyle popular among 18-24 year-old gay men (mostly overly made-up club goers) -- heavy use of gel or palmade resulting in a small, stiff tussle of hair (sometimes with blond streaks) in front.

"He can't be too straight-acting with that mighty stand-up-for-jesus."

stand-up-for-jesus by plsg March 14, 2003

Talk with Jesus 

To get things straight in one's life; to face the truth. To be blunt, frank, and outspoken. ie to yell at somebody and tell them to clean up their fucking act!

Becky had to call up Rita and have a little Talk with Jesus because she called his husband and screamed at him for two hours in Russian.

Talk with Jesus by fubsish January 28, 2010

Rappin’ For Jesus 

A American song to encourage Highschool kids to be Christian, you might know it for:
“That’s Why Jesus Christ is my {N-Word}”

Highschool Kid: *Does absolutely nothing*

The Christian dudes: Listen to Rappin’ For Jesus

Rappin’ For Jesus by Markalius February 5, 2020

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus 

What I scream at my friends

“Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus! Fuck me jerry FUCK ME”

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus by Chicken nugget lover April 24, 2018

East Jesus China 

Same as word BFE...

Damn Nigga, you fuckin' live in East Jesus China

East Jesus China by Dyno Dave January 16, 2003

screaming jesus 

a shot that consists of bacardi 151 along with Tabasco sauce and pepper.
This drink will hit ur stomach make you puke, bunn ur inside..and make you scream for Jesus (Help)!!!

to end ur night quick..drink a screaming Jesus!!

screaming jesus by +E-Man January 12, 2008

baby jesus tears 

A shot of the coldest Rumple Minze peppermint schnapps available.

When served at the proper temperature it is what many would imagine the tears of the baby Jesus to taste like.

Q: Shots?

A: I'll take the baby jesus tears please.

baby jesus tears by rump a dump dump I'm drunk May 11, 2011