Bagel And A Fuck

A social interaction which does not qualify as a hook up, nor as an actual date .

Sal "Hey Katy want to meet up for a drink later?"

Katy " sorry I'm meeting some random for a bagel and a fuck".

by DeliaDL April 17, 2017

fuck joy

A person who literally sucks the life and happiness out of anyone near them ..thus literally fucking the joy out of everything good and anyone who is happy.almost instantaneously. A real dreg on society and those in the fuckjoys immediate area... avoid fuckjoys at all cost.. once in your life they are very hard to rid yourself from as they are always around you sucking off your finances and fucking all the joy from your life.

My brother in law is a real fuck joy. Not only does he live off me but also sucks the happiness from my life ..it's a real drain on my energy. Like a blood sucking tick just fucking the joy from my life

by Willie shaverpus July 21, 2022

Fuck-Positive

A better way of saying "I'd joyfully disassemble her"

The girl in the left is so-so but her friend is absolutely fuck-positive.

by Shadowrack June 28, 2007

fucking shout

A statement of extreme agreement.

"Shall we go to the chip shop?"
"Peter, that's a fucking shout!"

by DavesShinyDome January 27, 2016

Filter fucked

1. When one is so wasted that their filter (liver and kidneys) are in fact fucked. Persistent states of filter fucked can result in Keith Richards like bodily function or the lack thereof bearing the need for dialysis.

2. When you have embibed so much alcohol that you light the wrong end of your cigarette.

3. When the filter between your brain and your mouth fails to function.

1. I got so filter fucked last night I woke up yellow and my pee stunk like burnt coffee.

2. Filter fuck ME! Gimme another cigarette...

3. Sorry babe, didn't mean to say that Taylor Swift would be worth going to jail for, my filter's fucked.

by Mattyboyee June 29, 2008

Fuck Sneeze

screaming the word fuck, similar to how a person would sneeze, in order to relieve anger or stress

"Hang on guys, I need to fuck sneeze real quick."
"Alright, go for it man."
"FUCK!"
"Feel better?"
"Yeah"

by itsUnfortunate February 23, 2015

Nipple fucking

When someone insert something into a nipple.

Mostly seen on absurd porn (mainly hentai).

You can learn more here nipplefucking.com.

He came into the tits of that girl after nipple fucking it by it's small hole.

by MaverickMorty September 7, 2018