facebook envy

- Someone who you don't know at all who tries to assasinate your character. Usually because the envied person cockblocked the envy'r after one of the envy'r friends made the envied mad.

- A chronic problem reserved for good looking people.

Money: Did you see that shit, It's been more than three months now and these haters still got facebook envy.

mad bro: I hate you money I consider you as a threat to all of us beta males. my girlfriend is thinking about you now. Bitch doesn't even talk to me anymore.

Money: That's what you get for pissing me off and not satisfying your woman.

mad bro: I GOT A FOUR INCH LONG PENIS WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT SATISFY?

Money: A four inch penis and an ugly mug? LMAO. I'm fucking your girl and look no hands and she paid me! HAHA

mad bro: <shoots himself>

by theHated January 9, 2010

facebookersation

a conversation one has on facebook, via wall posts or picture comments.

"I can't believe how stupid our facebookersations are sometimes."

by silly word inventor February 14, 2010

Facebook Sucker

People who you don't know add or request you as a friend (mostly men) because they think your picture is hot. They flirt with you in hopes of getting their dicks sucked (suckers) sending you hearts and flowers. Or they add you as a friend because they think you have "cool" friends and you know damn well that's why. When they realize they've been facebook suckered, they go to disturbing extremes to retaliate and call you a whore to all your mutual friends, They are so embarrassed they've been sucked, but not in the way they had hoped.

That bitch is my FB friend and I don't even know her.I thought I could get a piece of that hot ass and plus she had cool friends. Then the bitch has a boyfriend, even though I read that in her profile, and I propositioned her anyway, because she talked to me. Then she blew me off! So I trashed her and called her a whore to all our mutual friends, because I am ashamed to admit I am a "Facebook Sucker"

by Fake facebooker fucker November 9, 2009

Faceboochisme

The act of aggressive gossiping on facebook. This is usually a practice among Latino youth, but it crosses over to other ethnic groups inhabiting facebook.

first speaker: Man, did you see la chonas status?
second speaker I know! Who is she trying to kid by saying she was at the library last nigh. I saw her at the club on Wednesday nigh.
first speaker: OMG! Did you see that photo she posted of herself in a two piece bathing suit.
second speaker: Cochina.
third speaker: You all are crazy with the faceboochisme.

by digicholo June 28, 2010

Facebook Tease

someone who leaves their facebook logged on, but then walks away to do something else. later, someone trys to chat them, and they don't respond.

Me: Hey! whats up?

a few minutes later...

Me: well, i guess you don't want to talk then. you Facebook Tease

by j0hn13y November 24, 2010

Facebook Rape

To go to someone's Facebook profile, write random messages, copy the message, post it to their wall, and repeat constantly how ever many times one would like, as the victim's notification box gets loaded.

Facebook Rapist > Victim: |FACEBOOK RAPE|
Facebook Rapist > Victim: |FACEBOOK RAPE|
Facebook Rapist > Victim: |FACEBOOK RAPE|
Facebook Rapist > Victim: |FACEBOOK RAPE|
Facebook Rapist > Victim: |FACEBOOK RAPE|

by octomule January 15, 2011

Facebookian

All meh BFF's that use Facebook are referred to as "Facebookians". I created the term in 2009 and many people now use the term since I started using it. It's all in fun and to show da love for meh peeps on FB!!!

Have an awesome day, meh Facebookian children!" "Heart all of you fellow Facebookians. Word!

by YoCasperBWord September 25, 2011