Facebook Probation

When Facebook punishes you by placing sanction(s) on your account to restrict what you can do instead of just putting you in Facebook Jail.

"Why didn't you comment on my post bro"

"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 12, 2022

facebook baby

A baby of two people who met on Facebook.

"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"

by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017

Facebook

The go-to place for Karen's to share minion memes, political opinions, and complain about COVID-19.

I deleted Facebook and you should too.

by NastyHousewife December 3, 2021

Facebook

An app for boomers who want to look at dumb and oversized(fat) people

Oh look at this stupid app facebook

by Udiridneodjrieo December 31, 2021

Facebook Apocalypse

The act of deleting half, or nearly half of your Facebook friends randomly and feel God

John got tired of all the shitty content in his feed so he performed a Facebook Apocalypse last night

by sociallittleman June 5, 2018

Facebook Slam

Sending a friend request so they see who the slam is from, then immediately blocking them. When they click to accept OR click on the profile of the sender, it sends you to the FU screen that facebook puts up when you're blocked. The message says:

"Sorry, this content isn't available right now
The link you followed may have expired, or the page may only be visible to an audience you're not in."

This is a rather personal way to be a gigantic steaming piece of shit.

"I facebook slammed my exe's friends, who I never spoke to on facebook anyway, but I want to showcase what an asshole I am, so I sent them friend requests then immediately blocked them."

by Leaving Commiefornia December 15, 2016

Facebook sickie

Posting a status update on Facebook claiming to be ill in order to avoid or get our of social commitments or engagements. Differs from vagebooking in that it is not done to attract sympathy or attention, but rather to provide an excuse for staying home. May also be done to corroborate a sick day from work or school.

"I really couldn't be bothered going to the party, so I chucked a facebook sickie."

by alwaysplaysscissors August 19, 2013