To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson 

vb.) The ultimate ass kicking. When a black man says, "I'm gonna Samuel L. Fucking Jackson yo ass!" You know he means it.

Ex.) To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson:
"What did you do last night?"
--"I Samuel L. Fucking Jacksoned someone for keying my car."

To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson by Kim MOTHERFUCKING Weems December 9, 2008

fresh as a fucking daisy 

Awake and with it

"I saw him this morning and he said `Wow you look as fresh as a fucking daisy!` (with mocking English accent)"

Steve-O
Gumball Jackass

fresh as a fucking daisy by Badboy August 27, 2003

kicks your (fucking) face off 

See [kicks my (fucking) face off.

"How good was it?"
"It kicked my fucking face off!"

kicks your (fucking) face off by Sigmund Freud November 3, 2004

Just Trying To Get A Mother Fucking Scholarship 

A term that is used when someone does not actually know what they are doing, or when someone does not care about what the other person has to say.

Matt: Hey man what's up! We haven't talked in forever!

Zach: Oh nothing much, JUST TRYING TO GET A MOTHER FUCKING SCHOLARSHIP!

Just Trying To Get A Mother Fucking Scholarship by Mr. Shlibsta May 16, 2010

bagless can fucking

The selfless act of loving another person's anal sphincter, as God himself intended.

Damn I'd like to bagless can fuck a Proud Conservative today.

bagless can fucking by Cheap Labour Conservative August 25, 2003

back fucking 

back fucking - the art of sticking your penis into the groove of the back of your partner. then rubbing your penis until climax.

no its cool dude it was just back fucking

back fucking by jason gibb January 1, 2009

holy fucking shit 

What happens when young Asian males attempt to increase their penis length with a pair of pliers, a rope and a Honda motorcycle, concluding in the dismemberment of a perfectly normal 3 inch penis.

Holy fucking shit, I feel like as if I've lost my viriginity once again to an angry midget!

holy fucking shit by ekoshyun July 1, 2003