1) Richard Earl "Dick" Shiner is a former professional American football quarterback who played in eleven National Football League seasons from 1964-1974 for six different teams.
2) an astute masturbator
2) an astute masturbator
Dick Shiner isn't just Howie's favorite QB of all time. It's the nickname he earned at summer camp for all the penis polishing he did in his bunk.
by Vesper47 March 17, 2017
Get the dick shinermug. When a soldier has spent 15 weeks out bush without a shower he is considered to have Bush Dick, complete with fungal infection and uncleaned masturbation leftovers.
Jake: johnno went clubbin with a 12 week bush dick and picked up some slut and smashed her, he had enough dick cheese to put Bega (australian cheese manufacturer) out of business.
Jordo: fuck man, bush dick strikes again! What a whore.
Jordo: fuck man, bush dick strikes again! What a whore.
by BushDick January 19, 2018
Get the Bush Dickmug. The condition in which a penis is covered in green guacamole poop. Usually the result of anal sex after eating chipotle.
by MustardDump August 17, 2017
Get the avocado dickmug. by Avin Gohar Big Dick March 9, 2021
Get the Shrek dickmug. 'I was in that dick cave all night long!'
'Her dick cave was obviously without use for some time, as bats flew out when it was opened up.'
'Her dick cave was obviously without use for some time, as bats flew out when it was opened up.'
by blackedout420 March 8, 2010
Get the dick cavemug. when your dick hole opens and then closes for no reason, mostly happens after intercourse when the penis feels good.
by kfcnigga January 30, 2014
Get the dick winkmug. Person who lacks energy/enthusiasm. One who is boring or lame and unwilling to participate in a fun activity because they are too busy being a herb.
I asked Jeremy to come out to the bar with me tonight, but instead he's going to be a mopey dick and play WOW all night. (world of war craft)
by English Partner :) September 6, 2014
Get the mopey dickmug.