cream puff

When you nut in someone's belly button

"Yo Brad, I just had sex and she said she wanted me to cream puff on her and I did."

by finebootygirl August 11, 2017

mocha iced capp with whipped cream and chocolate drizzle

The infamous drink and Tim Hortons that can be addicting due to its great flavor.

Meera, u getting ur usual mocha iced capp with whipped cream and chocolate drizzle?

by OkBye777 January 5, 2022

bussy blaster cream master

A cup of coffee so strong that it's like methamphetamine

Hi may I have the bussy blaster cream master

by Bussy1234 March 21, 2024

oyster cream

It’s seaman that has been sucked out of a vagina, then spit onto a penis, then placed into the anus.

The girl last night was total oyster cream fiend.

by Thrasherff August 25, 2019

Midget cream

When a midget drops the soap when they are covered In god's soapy goodness and some pedophile mistakes them for a child In prison and uses them as a flesh light because they don't value midget's as real people. And therefore their pee pee sneezes and covers the midget In little fishes and the soap therefore making midget cream as It mixes with their insides.

Jeff: Why how was your phat old sex micky
Micky: why It was tasty as I has some good midget cream
Jeff: Oh why that's kinda fucked Micky
Micky: I am pedophile what do you expect numb nuts
Jeff: this Is why your wife left you
Micky: Do I look fat In these clothes?

by Garry Epstein March 19, 2023

Assassin’s Creamed

When you partner is challenged to make you cum before the time cap of the time trial mission of Assassin’s Creed...

Oh boy, we had an excelent Assassin’s creamed this morning !

by Kevlanji May 30, 2019

cream pop

What people in the Midwestern United States and Canada should call cream soda

What's your favourite kind of pop?
Cream pop.
Dude, it's called cream soda.
Go back to Long Island.

by Ando77 June 8, 2021