Seffner Christian Academy 

A school in Seffner, Fl that is full of rich privileged kids and a few sucky teachers. A place that cares too much about its appearance and spends all the tuition cash on plants and doesn’t fix the sewage. Kids are constantly leaving this hell hole and teachers are always complaining about one teacher in particular (mr. toxic). I don’t recommend going here. It literally sucks! This school is too cookie cutter perfect and expects perfection from the students and expels anyone who doesn’t meet the criteria. This suckass school has expelled legends. Rip to our fallen soldiers. Spread the word of the famous Methner academy.

Dude 1: have you heard about that school in seffner?
Dude 2: Seffner Christian Academy? Yeah I hear it’s like a cult or something

Dude 1: yeah it’s pretty suckass

Seffner Christian Academy by ••- -• -•- -• —- •— -• —- -• • March 10, 2020

Cafeteria Christianity 

One who picks and choose what part of the bible or religion to follow or obey based on what is convenient for themselves.

Oh, I see, you're a faithful Christian lecturing me about going to church on Sunday, yet you had an affair Susan! You can't be using Cafeteria Christianity where you pick and choose what parts of the bible to follow.

Cafeteria Christianity by HypnotoadAZ April 16, 2020

Bleacher Christian 

A member of a church who just sits there, listens to the sermon and worship, and leaves. They do not contribute to the ministry at all. They are the worst kind of Christian

Church member 1: Man I wish Dave would come volunteer to help with Bible school.
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst

Bleacher Christian by A sitter and soaker June 9, 2020

Calhoun Christian 

A private school where everyone pretends to be Christians but in all reality they’re nastier than the kids at Lakeview. They drive their parents cars and are ridiculously sheltered until 11th grade when CACC ruins them.

You go to Calhoun Christian? Yikes I heard that place is fake asf.

Calhoun Christian by PancakesForFun112 November 24, 2020

baby christian 

A nonsensical concept.

Donald Trump is a baby Christian.

baby christian by A Jazzy Man-esque December 8, 2020

Relaxed christian 

A person or group who don’t strictly follow the rules of Christianity. Such as; not going to church or not strictly following the bible. Relaxed Christians are some of the only accepting Christians when it comes to homosexuality.

Hey! I’m a relaxed Christian!

Relaxed christian by Remy the ratatouille December 27, 2020

Talking Christian

To state something as fact, that you just made up. Or to convince someone of something you don't actually believe yourself.

Does he actually believe that, or is he just talking Christian. Susan said she was going to pay me back, but it's obvious she was just Talking Christian.

Talking Christian by psuedologian January 20, 2021