ass baby

n. a vomit-inducing, hideously deformed mass of a human female.

SWEET SATAN!!!! I can't eat with that ass baby sitting a mere ten feet from me. I can feel my salad comming up.

by Blasphemer_0 January 20, 2005

baby g

A very intricate digital watch made by Casio, including a data bank, a day counter, five alarms, and a 1/100 sec stopwatch

"My Baby G is shock resistant, water resistant to 100 meters, and is mad bling-bling, yo!"

by WMT August 1, 2003

sugar baby

a whore, usually over-priced and operating under a false veneer of romance, often successful in securing repeat business from one particular john (sugar daddy).

The CEO enjoys spending the weekend with his sugar baby and doesn't mind having to cough up over $3000 to get some from her.

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

potato baby

Derogatory term for someone of Irish decent, particularly older males who's heads resemble the texture and shape of potatoes while their faces are confoundedly baby-like.

That Brendan Gleeson is a total potato baby.

by smellaina October 28, 2009

Grudge Baby

It's an asian kid who hides in your attic. And wears mascara. And is albiano.

Dude, fuck why are you in my house you grudge baby?

You fucking pail you look like a grudge baby.

by thats what she said! May 24, 2007

baby mung

baby mung is when one is preforming the act of mung on a pregnant woman the mung jumper hits the cold stiff belly of the dead woman, and out pops a fetus. Unless the woman was to far along when she died wereas the baby would be to big to emerge from the jay-jay (Volva). After the fetus pops out at a high speed the eater than stuffs down the fetus like it was a nacho supreme.

Hey Joseph Faucett I hope you haven't had supper yet, cause my aunt Josephine just died, and she was pregnant with my sweet cousin Philip. It looks like it's time for some good ol' baby mung. Wanna come with me? (Joseph Faucett) "Why sure that would be super, but I call the penis". (Tyler Roberts) "Oh Joseph, you alway's did like to eat little boys penis'"

by Tyler Roberts November 7, 2007

Food Baby

The event, when having eaten a large amount of food, you're stomach bulges out, much like that of a pregnant woman. It is highly uncomfortable and often occurs Thanksgiving.

"I knew I shouldn't have had that 3rd piece of pie and 6th helping of stuffing. Now I have a major food baby."

by LeoFLJ November 27, 2009