austory

Our collective story about human history that began after the story changed from his story to our story when all humans commenced to have equal access and platforms to tell their own stories.

History is now austory

by Tin Man 8 March 28, 2025

Austrian Cleaning Crew

Inviting a homeless man inside then forcing them at cock point to pole dance in a skimpy maid outfit till you finish

My 6 year old nephew was bored so I showed him a Austrian Cleaning Crew

by Indian Blowhole April 12, 2025

Austin guy

Goated person in executive scripts

Austin guy is goated
Austin guy is sigma

by ImSigmaBoy3929 April 22, 2025

Austrian Cleaning Crew

An Austrian Cleaning Crew is when you hire a male stripper to dress as a slutty maid and clean your house.

My cousin’s 13th birthday was boring so I hired an Austrian Cleaning Crew for her.

by Mafoohoo April 27, 2025

Austin

Only eats Mac and cheese

Yeah that’s Austin, he only eats Mac and cheese.

by RobertHillthe2nd May 13, 2025

Australian Turnpike

When you cum, defecate, and vomit at the same time

Jack tried jerking off while chain smoking his vape and pulled an Australian Turnpike

by Joenashhh May 17, 2025

Australian cheese

Also known as down under cheese. When a person goes a long time without showering, they get Australian cheese on their genitals.

Due to scrolling reddit and gaming all day, Joe forgot to shower and started to get Australian cheese on his dih that smelled like a burger king dumpster during a California summer.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025