Definitions by Mafoohoo

Austrian Cleaning Crew 

An Austrian Cleaning Crew is when you hire a male stripper to dress as a slutty maid and clean your house.

My cousin’s 13th birthday was boring so I hired an Austrian Cleaning Crew for her.

Austrian Cleaning Crew by Mafoohoo April 27, 2025

Nanoschizphilia

Nanoschizphilia is the sexual attraction to schizophrenic dwarfs or midgets. This word comes from the Greek word for dwarf “Nános” and a shortened version of schizophrenia.

I’m down bad for crazy midgets, I think I have nanoschizphilia.

Nanoschizphilia by Mafoohoo February 10, 2025

Fishbock

The act of falsely accusing a fish of sexual assault

In my free time, I love fishbocking

Fishbock by Mafoohoo December 19, 2024

Parallelacolumbaecaedesphobia 

The fear that in some parallel universe, you get murdered by pigeons

Last night I had a nightmare about parallelacolumbaecaedesphobia

Parallelacolumbaecaedesphobia by Mafoohoo December 18, 2024

Hershey Crème Tube 

A Hershey Crème Tube is when someone has the most diabolical Hershey squirts into a fleshlight, and proceeds to masterbate with said fleshlight while filming until the point of ejaculation.

I got fired after my Hershey Crème Tube video got leaked on Facebook.

Hershey Crème Tube by Mafoohoo December 7, 2024