Nanoschizphilia

Nanoschizphilia is the sexual attraction to schizophrenic dwarfs or midgets. This word comes from the Greek word for dwarf “Nános” and a shortened version of schizophrenia.

I’m down bad for crazy midgets, I think I have nanoschizphilia.

by Mafoohoo February 11, 2025

Austrian Cleaning Crew

An Austrian Cleaning Crew is when you hire a male stripper to dress as a slutty maid and clean your house.

My cousin’s 13th birthday was boring so I hired an Austrian Cleaning Crew for her.

by Mafoohoo April 27, 2025

Hershey Crème Tube

A Hershey Crème Tube is when someone has the most diabolical Hershey squirts into a fleshlight, and proceeds to masterbate with said fleshlight while filming until the point of ejaculation.

I got fired after my Hershey Crème Tube video got leaked on Facebook.

by Mafoohoo December 08, 2024

Fishbock

The act of falsely accusing a fish of sexual assault

In my free time, I love fishbocking

by Mafoohoo December 19, 2024

Parallelacolumbaecaedesphobia

The fear that in some parallel universe, you get murdered by pigeons

Last night I had a nightmare about parallelacolumbaecaedesphobia

by Mafoohoo December 18, 2024