David Pilip

To ball uncontrollably
To be a cripple
To be an orthodox jew

That guy is such a David Pilip

by Yolo51846585 September 16, 2014

alek david fish

The epitome of man. Truly the world's best lifeform. the only equivalent is maxing out every single stat in a video game. Looks, 10, Bitch Pulls, 10, Muscles, 10, hair 10

Alek David fish is the best man on earth.

by gulmworder August 28, 2022

david pisahov

pussy eating beast

a great man with a greater dick!

?omg did you see that dick David pisahov have
!omg it is soo big

by david pisahov April 25, 2017

the david bear

A bear from Massachusetts which requires cold temperatures, constant care, love, and affection.

The David Bear is in his nest that Meggie made him for the weekend. They love to snuggle there…

by Crow Hill Crime Family January 11, 2023

david the vampire

oh my god he’s literally so hot help me jesus christ david please marry me

marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”

me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”

by kenny 🤞 November 05, 2021

David Hicks

David Hicks is a person who doesn’t have any friends and who also struggles to get a love partner. They are someone who goes for younger women/men and gets called a nonce a lot. They are also know as Finn Tilstone.

Hey, you David Hicks

by Kieran knapp August 06, 2019

Juan David

Juan David is a guy who attracts many girls for his personality. He only loves one though, and he chooses to deny it.

Juan David is a fun guy

by pizzaaaaasssssss November 22, 2021