maple your staple

to jack off, masturbate, wank, fap, etc.

Do you maple your staple often?

by Mustard Sauce May 18, 2014

[Your name here]

your name here is so predictable paragraph full of compliments and shit written by someone who is either named that or their lover is, or maybe someone who wants to make someone's day but they don't know how to, which thanks for doing that, but there are better ways to do so.

Dumbass1: I'm gonna put my gf's name in here to tell her how much i love her!

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Dumbass2: I'm so cool bc I put my own name in here basically jerking myself off B)

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Nice but dumb person: I want to make Your name here's day. But how do i do that? Oh i know, I'll make a nice definition of them! :)

by Fowlcer (bored dude) October 13, 2020

Choking on your chin

A phrase which denotes the state of being upset, angry, or sad to the point where it seems like someone would be choked on their chin.

May also be abbreviated as chin or saying someone is chin or chinning.

Tom: Hey man, you choking on your chin?
Bill: Fuck off Tom, my house just burned down.

by lithiiicon February 11, 2013

Burping your worm

The physical act of a human male stroking his shaft to the point of ejaculation.

Timmy! Stop burping your worm and get your damn chores done!

by Chockiemilkie February 16, 2018

Your bro a hoe

If you say this you should never speak to anyone again. This is such a huge insult it will literally erase people like in dragon ball super.

Guy: "Ur mom gay lol"
Girl: "Ur daddy lesbian"
Guy: "Ur granny tranny"
Girl: "Ur granpap is a trap"
Guy: "your bro a hoe"
Girl: sent into oblivion and never seen again

by Frostyboi May 13, 2018

Call your hit!

A phrase that is often uttered by airsoft players, claiming they hit you and you didn't acknowledge that they hit you, and that you stayed in the game without going out.

Dude, I hit you! I hit you! Call your hit!

by Alltheotherpseudonymsweretaken April 15, 2017

Flap your trousers

A northern irish term dating back to the ship building days in Belfast - at the end of the Friday shift, builders would remove their heavy work trousers and flap them, signalling the end of the shift to other workers. It has now become a common term amongst office workers in velfast.

Flap your trousers already and let's get to the pub

by Billybrice December 13, 2019