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fart goblin

A large brown log (usually known as shitturdpoopoopand shite which pops out of your anal passage when you fart loudly.
Fuck me mate I farted yesterday and got attacked by a hugh fart goblin!
by Beavis_rfc May 31, 2005
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fart balls

by babbyyyyyyyyy October 18, 2008
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Fart Blossom

A viscous secretion unexpectedly left in one's underwear or the seat of one's pants after passing gas that through the anus.
Key-rist! That fart blossom left a skid-mark in my drawers!
by Tunmy AuGratin April 8, 2006
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mouth fart

The classification of a fart after which it has encountered a mouth at point blank distance, the mouth closes and swallows the anal gasses.
" I woke up after the party with bad breath and a polaroid, and I knew I had expeirienced a mouth fart."


"Let your mouth fart be your guide."
by Big Ry2 September 3, 2005
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trash fart

When you walk into a room (most often the kitchen) and it's disturbingly obvious that someone just opened the trash lid, if only for a second, and let out a gas cloud of nastiness.

Usually this occurs when everybody in your shared apartment thinks it's someone else's job this month to change the kitchen trash bag.
Dude I just walked through the nastiest trash-fart in the kitchen! Who threw something away??

Man I think those girls left your party because I threw away my takeout boxes and the wretched trash-fart almost killed their friend.

If someone doesn't change the trashbag in this bitch soon, we're all gonna die from the trash farts! Whose month is it?
by sumpin_speshal August 15, 2009
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Klan Fart

A moment where a honky who supresses his racism has a verbal slip of tongue in which he makes a racist remark while not realizing he expressed his thoughts.

The word comes from the word Ku Klux Klan and the unpleasantness of a fart.
The South Park episode, where Stans Dad goes on Wheel of Fortune and shouts out nigger is a prime example of a Klan Fart.

The movie Clerks 2 where the meaning of porch monkey was confused in meaning was the funniest Klan Fart example I can think of.
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Handy Fart

When you place your hand over your anus for the whole duration of a fart. Then once complete you smell your hand or place it in ones face
I was sitting in calls the other day and pablo discreatly did a handy fart.
by Hamish5487 December 12, 2007
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