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San Fran Rule 

You use the San Fran Rule to avoid lengthy indecisive discussions about what restaurant to eat at or what to do next weekend. The first person will tell the other(s) to give 3 choices and the first person MUST pick from 1 of the 3 choices. If more than 3 choices are given, only the first 3 mentioned will be considered. This can be applied to almost anything: what workouts to do with your workout buddy, what club to go to next weekend, etc.
Origins: Circa 2001. You can easily spend 45 minutes driving around San Francisco (or any large city) for both a restaurant and parking because nobody can make up there mind because of all the choices. This has been tested and in use for almost 20 years, and 3 is the perfect number, no more no less.
Them: Babe where do you want to eat tonight?
You: San Fran Rule - what about X, Y, or Z? I'm up for any of those tonight, so you decide for us.
Them: Yeah, Z! Let's go there.
San Fran Rule by bluelunarmonkey November 13, 2020

right cock rule 

Physics definition for rotating objects: take out your cock. Point it in the direction of velocity. Your cock will point along the axis of rotation in the direction of the angular velocity vector.
Student: how do I find the direction of angular velocity?
Teacher: use the right cock rule.
right cock rule by mikanerd001 November 16, 2020

Bro code rule 874 

When gaming wit the bro you plsh with the one that joined the party first not the one that calls you and asks to play with you. When they do call you say "no I'm gaming wit my other bro."
Bro 1: hold up my friend is calling me
Bro 2: alright I'll be quiet
Bro 1: he what's up
Bro 3: yo wanna play
Bro 1: naw I cant I'm playing wit my other bro sry
Bro 3: ight see you later
Bro 1: see ya
Bro 2: thx for following bro code rule 874
Bro code rule 874 by Pdaddy22 December 12, 2020

the fool's golden rule 

If it was done to me, I can do it do you.
That dipshit JARemeee thinks its okay to be a dick, because somebody taught him the fool's golden rule. What a pleb.
the fool's golden rule by anonymous December 28, 2020

Quintuple Six Rule 

Rule that women with high standards use to judge men. They require:

1.) Six figure salary+
2.) Six pack abs+
3.) Six inch penis+
4.) Six feet tall+
5.) Six years of college+(advanced degree)
We can’t date I go by the quintuple six rule.

10:30 rule 

When snapping past 10:30 it has to be a booty pic
10:30 rule tonight females!!
10:30 rule by puckin May 1, 2021