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Half-life 2

A name that will be known for years to come.
by Andrew May 14, 2004
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gg uninstall life

A) A phrase used often on the internet, or during multiplayer games when someone is doing something completely idiotic

B) When someone just plain fails at life.
A) 1337: I just shot my character to death in the toe.
Bob: gg uninstall life

B) Frank: I just hit a door with my face. Is that a good thing?
Donnie: gg uninstall life
by Griffler November 3, 2006
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my life is average

A website where not-so-average people post not-so-average stories, usually about Harry Potter, how much they hate Twilight (they really do hate it), pirates and ninjas, or how they engaged in a random lightsaber duel with their principal, and received a high-five for it. Most entries on the site beg the question "Really?"

Most entries consist of a fantastical story about how wonderfully whimsical their day was, or how awesomely nerdy and clever they are, followed by the phrase "MLIA", which is of course short for the rather untrue "my life is average".
--"Today, in chemistry class, my teacher came in dressed as Professor Snape, and taught us 'Potions' instead of regular chemistry. It's not even Halloween! my life is average."

--"I call bullshit."
by Architeuthosaurus December 26, 2011
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you suck at life

-when someone in general sucks
-when someone causes something to happen that sucks
-when someone is wrong
BamBam: 2 plus 2 is 5 right?
Ryan: No...Dude you suck at life
by Nicole February 15, 2004
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Half Life 2

Set apart from other games in its AI, graphics and physics engines. At what part in Halo can you pick barrels up and slam them into the enemies, when in Pariah do the enemies retreat, try to outflank you and generally don't commit suicide, and in UT2004, is Nikata's arse really as round as alyx's?
No, none of you can truly say that Half-Life 2 is a disappointment, after all, you thought it was so good it deserved urban dictionary's attention, didn't you?
Halo: $5 (Sold Out Software)
UT 2004: £15 (PC World)
Pariah: £30 (New)

Half-Life 2: Priceless (Valve)
by ¦ Matrix ¦ August 25, 2005
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shit of your life

the biggest/largest shit of your life, one piece , color is an exception( for all you vegetarians out there ) measured in turrecks, ( 1 turreck is the equivalent of 1.36 kilograms) shit has to be of biblical proportions and take longer than 35 minutes to deliver.
Chris:
dude..i just had shit as big as a bus

Lee:dude your only 4feet tall and you had a shit that big, it must've been the shit of your life!!
by Screechmaster J May 22, 2008
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Half Life 3

1. A game by Valve yet to be announced.
2. To describe something as highly unlikely and wanted by a lot of people.
1. Half Life 3 on Steam: $33.33
2. Jesus' second coming is officially Half Life 3.
by WhyDoTheseExistNow November 21, 2019
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