crock of shit

1. An earthenware pot, brimming with smelly excrement.

2. Bullshit, lies... deviations from the truth

1. He's shits in a crock, rather than the much popularised toilet, and as a result he's unemployed.

2. Tony had to admit that the crock of shit he and George had just made up would probably backfire on him.

by linkinmark October 15, 2004

gook shit

Cheaply made manufactured good from China. Knock-off copies of name brand merchandise made in China. Example: Cheap batteries that look exactly like a Duracell, but called Dynacell.

1)That tool looks really cheap! Is it gook shit?
2)Make sure it's not gook shit!

by darkmushroom April 6, 2005

Beer Shit

Taken the morning after a heavy drinking session, the beer shit is primarily water based, messy and has a room evacuating smell.

I wouldnt use the top floor loos, Rhys has taken a momentous beer shit in there!He was so drunk last night, he looked like he was asleep on the dancefloor.

by Microphone February 12, 2006

like shit

DMV slang
Used to represent agreeing with something
Another way to say "deadass"

"Aye moe she got them clappas"
"Like shit tho!"

by DMVkid January 10, 2014

Shit Snake

A long and glorious shit that often clogs the toilet.

"I need a plunger to fight this massive shit snake!"

by FLAMINGEPICNUKEFAIL November 15, 2016

Shit in a bag

An expression to describe frustration with an idea or a situation that is equivalent to needing to taking a shit without a toilet.

Rory: "Courtney, we missed our bus stop."
Courtney:" Well, I'll just shit in a bag..."

by Luke1705 April 15, 2017

shit-waddle

The act of waddling towards the object you are pursuing while shit resides on your underside

I forgot my toilet paper in the truck and had to shit-waddle all the way back to get it.

by Toiletpaperbandit February 13, 2014