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vaginal fart

Va'gi'nal Fart (noun)
1.Your mama's stinkin' ass after getting a dirty sanchez from a zoo gorilla in heat!
2.The sound pertruding from the vaginal region of the female species or chicken headsas they are known to some
3.The toot sound you here after ramming it home.
Sally let out the most amazing vaginal fart that I have ever heard, i almost fainted in lust.
by queef creator August 16, 2004
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Persian Fart

Notably the worst smelling flatulence known to man. A consistent, dense, thick, wide-ranging yet slow-moving cloud of flatulence which has a distinct smell on top of the regular anal odors. Known as a "Persian" fart due to the fact that almost all Persian males produce this identical scent when releasing anal odor discharge. The odor of the discharge causes nauseous recations from all smellers (aside from the releaser) in the area.
John: "Dude, what is that smell? Jesus, it's horrible! gagging insues, along with shirt-over-nose move"
Sherwin: "Sorry, I just ripped a fattie."
John: "Ah, that is such a foul Persian Fart dude. I told you not to pinch one of those again."
by D-Stutter May 6, 2006
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fart goblin

A large brown log (usually known as shitturdpoopoopand shite which pops out of your anal passage when you fart loudly.
Fuck me mate I farted yesterday and got attacked by a hugh fart goblin!
by Beavis_rfc May 31, 2005
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fart balls

by babbyyyyyyyyy October 18, 2008
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Fart Blossom

A viscous secretion unexpectedly left in one's underwear or the seat of one's pants after passing gas that through the anus.
Key-rist! That fart blossom left a skid-mark in my drawers!
by Tunmy AuGratin April 8, 2006
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mouth fart

The classification of a fart after which it has encountered a mouth at point blank distance, the mouth closes and swallows the anal gasses.
" I woke up after the party with bad breath and a polaroid, and I knew I had expeirienced a mouth fart."


"Let your mouth fart be your guide."
by Big Ry2 September 3, 2005
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trash fart

When you walk into a room (most often the kitchen) and it's disturbingly obvious that someone just opened the trash lid, if only for a second, and let out a gas cloud of nastiness.

Usually this occurs when everybody in your shared apartment thinks it's someone else's job this month to change the kitchen trash bag.
Dude I just walked through the nastiest trash-fart in the kitchen! Who threw something away??

Man I think those girls left your party because I threw away my takeout boxes and the wretched trash-fart almost killed their friend.

If someone doesn't change the trashbag in this bitch soon, we're all gonna die from the trash farts! Whose month is it?
by sumpin_speshal August 15, 2009
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