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American football

A sport
From America
Well, more like copied off rugby
Just with armor and some other minor differences
Well, the “football” part isn’t really true
You don’t use your feet
And what the fuck is that thing
Not round, not anything, not a ball by my definition
Anyways, it’s a sport
And some people think that it is more popular than non-American football
Aka football, soccer if you are American
But you are wrong, 140 million watch the Super Bowl
1.7 billion watch the World Cup
At least this year
Both sports are good
Just football (soccer) is more popular
So y’all just stop fighting over which is better.
I like American football
Idk what to put
by Gdisvvc March 20, 2023
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agricultural american

An individual working in the agricultural/livestock industry, such as a farmer or rancher; the offspring/immediate family of such; a politically-correct term for 'redneck'.
Dude 1: Damn, son, that new girlfriend of yours really likes diesel trucks, eh?

Dude 2: Yeah, she's a real Agricultural American
by FriendOrFlake April 2, 2017
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American Dream

Goin' to a ball game and findin' out there's a Subway in the stadium, so you eat a sandwich in a ball game
That dude, he's got a sammich, he is truly living the American Dream
by JEEFIN_TEETS May 7, 2018
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American

A worthless slave who claims to be free but is too delusional to see reality, this slave lives his life for his accursed pig-looking abomination of a master who's described by the word "Israeli" providing him with everything it asks for and more so that he can continue the only thing he was created for that is spreading evil and suffer through out the world
-Donald Trump is the best example of what does it look like to be an american
by Haydern February 5, 2025
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American drycorn infiltration Explosion

This is when you take a high powered vacuum cleaner and fill it with small bits of corn and put it on blow with the end of it in a complete strangers butthole. The is either a complete explosion of the hosts body or it come out the other end, if it comes out the other end you must eat or drink it, depends on the form.
Chad: Susan is gonna let me try the American drycorn infiltration explosion on her!!
John: lucky
by American bartender 25 June 30, 2018
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American Slav

American Slav: A person who identifies as both American and Russian or “Soviet”.
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American Pie Express

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023
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