1 July

National Boyfriend Pay For Girlfriend's Lash / Nail Extensions Day

' Hey Homie What are you doing on 1 July? Wanna hang? '
' Nah Homie im broke ..i gotta pay for my gf lash extensions '

by horloq June 30, 2024

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by sddgdgfgg October 11, 2018

*°= 3 = y; use x = 3, and y = 1

you found this on reddit, and searched it out of curiosity about the "child abuse" text that pops up.

John: "Hey Bob, search this up, it's funny! *°= 3 = y; use x = 3, and y = 1"
Bob: "wow so funny"

by deepestfried January 25, 2022

June 1

"Show me dem tiddies" day
Ask a friend to show them your juicy voluptuous milk filled tiddies

Boy: Hey it's June 1.
Girl: Oh yeah! *whips out dem tiddies*

by ILikeTitsok#9270 June 1, 2022

1 August

National the strongest pairs day!

The first day of August is the day when the strongest pairs of lovers are formed. It's a great day to confess your feelings and propose a relationship!

— Today is 1 August! Do you want to be my girlfriend?

by meowmrew July 15, 2023

68 1/2

When you have sex with a midget

Person one: Dude I just had amazing 68 1/2 with tracy last night

by Spaceracer69 November 23, 2021

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by oceanicrealm January 1, 2024