Zombie

A person who accepts the status quo because of fear and/or lack of conviction. They generally only act out of anger and by then it's to late. They live without beliefs other than the following- Go to school, get a job, make money, buy lots of crap, die. Frequently encountered in the American school system and the suburbs.

Steve: Do you think we should be in Iraq? Do you feel the war is right or wrong?
John: Hey the new Hummer is only going to be 36K! and it comes in yellow!
Steve: Should we devote more federal funds to conduct stem cell research?
John: Did you see American Idol last night?
Steve: Shouldn't we report that death threat letter we found at school today?
John: Huh? Were you speaking to me?
Steve: Never mind. Your such a Zombie.
John: (Groans. Starts chewing on Steve)

by m1z_w1z_11 September 19, 2005

zombies

In popular culture, zombies commonly refer to the undead. Generally, any formerly human creature that is no longer acting with freewill. Often erroniously attributed to the Carribean practice of Voodoo in Western society, the zombie has been portrayed for thousands of years in cultures in India, China, and among Native Americans. These include (but are not limited to the following):
1. The Voodoo Zombie, which is a living human who has lost it's free will.
2. The Viral Zombie, which is a reanimated (usually human) corpse that has been brought back to life.
3. The Chinese Zombie, which is a supernatural/spiritual being with a yellow piece of paper on its forehead, capable of moving very quickly, and jumping very far or flying.

A number of zombie survivalist organizations (ozort for example) exist worldwide that set up contingency in the event of an outbreak of Viral Zombies

Mankind can be easily destroyed by zombies.

by Master Zort August 24, 2006

Zombie Lips

Vaginal lips that are so old, and unused that they look dead.

That bitch is so old she has zombie lips.

by louis16 March 27, 2011

McCarthyist Zombies in green

Something Rey Refran made up

Rey has gout or FMD, he could have been stressed by McCarthyist Zombies in green

by Martykol May 5, 2010

rob zombie

kick ass dude

dude your like a rob zombie

by toeMas January 2, 2004

Zombie Training

Zombie training consist of 5 -7 miles of running under 1 hour, strict diet, Random weight training (one should be able to do at least 335 push ups at a moments notice), learning to be a light sleeper, and can engage BEAST Mode as a last resort. It's extremely intense, but not as intense as 875 zombies running at you, and don't forget, they run at full speed all the time.

Gotta hit up the gym for an intense session of zombie training.

by Cat Daddy Supreme April 2, 2010

zombie love

A love that you thought you buried, shanked, and killed, but it won't fucking die and resurrects at random moments in a horrible, gruesome way. Forever.

"I still love him, Renee! I thought I had forgotten about him forever ago, but it's zombie love!"

by marah08 October 8, 2011