break yourself

A phrase meaning all of the above, which can be heard in two popular instances:

1.) The movie Friday, where Chris Tucker pops his head into Ice Cube's window while ripping his curtain

2.) Chappelle's show, where wayne brady yells it at a character before gunning him down

(Ice Cube is getting his clothes ready when Smokey busts into the window)
Smokey: BREAK YO SELF FOO!!
Cube: Man! Look what you did to the curtain!


(Wayne Brady and Dave Chappelle are riding in a car when suddenly Wayne spots someone outside)

Wayne: Ah ha...there he is...

"BREAK YO SELF FOO!"

Guy: OH SHIT! IT'S WAYNE BRADY SON!

(Wayne proceeds to bust a cap)

by Calvin May 21, 2004

Calm Yourself

"Calm Yourself" is a way to tell someone to shut the fuck up without sounding to rude.

Trey: Did you hear about sally the dinosaur?

Marcus: Calm yourself "shut the fuck up trey"

by BOWERS--- June 3, 2010

stick yourself

Literally means to shut up.

He was annoying the shit out of me so I said "stick yourself."

by Rob R. December 3, 2006

Screw yourself

To go fuck yourself. Insert your penis into your asshole, or your finger into your titty blob.

Go screw yourself, Dave, and get the fuck out of my house!

by AnonymousDefinition January 5, 2015

love yourself

A nicer way of saying Fuck You.

A: Why are you being such a dick?
B: Oh please, Love yourself already

by nuuska247 May 16, 2016

allow yourself

Adaptation of 'allow it'

To tell someone to allow oneself if for instance they offer a situation that would not be in your best interests

Often used with emphasis on the 'your' section of the phrase

"Come help me clean my room"
"Allow yourself"

by NimbleB April 7, 2014

talking to yourself

What you do when there is something on your mind and theres no one to talk to or you know that the other person wouldnt be intrested. Does not mean your crazy, you could just be bored or something, your not crazy unless your answering yourself or the topic is saying "I love you (insert persons name here)".

*This is what happens when a nosy bastard notices you talking to yourself.*

Dumbass: Like OMG! He's talking to himself, ewww! Weirdo!

by big whoop wanna fight about it November 4, 2009