Yogurt Shopping

Letting a girl shit in your mouth.

John went yogurt shopping last night.

by joe joun September 7, 2005

Yucky Yogurt

Male Ejaculate. Cum, basically. Like... from a dude

Sorry about the Yucky Yogurt shower

by eggman789 November 8, 2007

youngin yogurt

The product of ejaculation: the combination of ejaculate and semen

Wife: Forget Fage, serve me up some of your youngin yogurt please!
Husband: You got it honey

by 7Lathrop April 5, 2011

face yogurt

Creamy white puss from a zit.

God damn it! Pizza Face left face yogurt all over the bathroom mirror again!

by Zit Man July 28, 2006

Yogurt on the Keyboard

A joke that many people use to mention them jacking off and ejaculating on their keyboard.

Person1: is that cum on your keyboard?
Person2: no, I just spilled some yogurt on the Keyboard.

by DeliriousDavid August 9, 2016

trout yogurt

Yogurt that smells like pussy

That shit smells like trout yogurt

by Greg's January 8, 2014

Yogurt Suprise

When your having (vaginal) sex with a female and she discharges during it.

"I heard you had sex with her"

"Umm yes...yes indeed i did...but I got the Yogurt Suprise when I was about to bust"

"Haha thats fucking gross bro. Was it messy"

"I dont want to talk about it."

by xST0NERx 420 January 7, 2012