Young Widower

A teen or young boy/girl who has broken up with his girlfriend/boyfriend and has not yet decided to consent to a relationship after a year or two

Did you hear about Martha? I heard she's a young widower now after giving up on love

by Meskimo, The Fallen Angel April 26, 2020

Campaign Widow

The woman who is deprived of her man's attention while he spends all his time obsessing over the presidential campaign.

There's another debate tonight. This Campaign Widow will have to find something else to do.

by Candyland909 August 18, 2016

Widow Hopper

Male who seeks to live with or move in with a woman (usually widowed) who is willing to cook, clean, do laundry, iron and otherwise caretake for him. I.e., looking for a mother figure.

That guy is a widow hopper, he's willing to move in with any fresh widow that "needs" a man to care for.

by iKitty January 23, 2014

White Widow

Oh you thought I meant the spider? Or the marvel one? Nah, man. This shit is 15% THC and might kick your ass a little bit.

I might have been referring to the weed, or the spider. The marvel girl will definitely kick your ass.

"Damn that white widow kicks ass!"

"Which one?" - some stoner

by novaranium August 13, 2023

Poké Widower

A man who has lost his spouse to an addiction to Pokémon Go.

Poor Bill, ever since his wife got her phone fixed he's returned to being a Poké Widower.

by rlsaine July 7, 2018

widow dido

Racist term for Asian, Black, White, Mexican, Spanish and Native Americans and every fucking race nationality and the 100 genders that currently exist

You fucking widow dido bitch!

by Browndudes May 20, 2018

patrol widow

A navy wife who sleeps around while her husband is out to sea.

I'm going to the bar on the base tonight to try and pick up a patrol widow.

by fifth of forth July 7, 2011