Toonis Weenis

To drop something on your toe.

"Hey man, I got my bowling ball this morning, and I totally toonis weenis'd it. It hurt like a bitch."

by Toonis Weenis March 16, 2009

A Weenie Genie

Somone that can make an old fashioned aka hand Job an absolutely magical, nut busting experience.

Rachel put on a furry glove last night has gave me a handy. It was incredible. She’s a weenie genie.

Dude your mom’s hands are so soft they are like butter stroking my knob. She’s a weenie genie.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018

weenie cough

When your boyfriend ejaculates in your mouth after fellatio and a cough develops as a result of swallowing.

"Awww girl, you got the weenie cough? Et's okaai" - significant other in a homosexual voice.

by jkderp October 24, 2010

Weenie Cheese

A universal noun, weenie cheese can be used to describe pretty much anything. Although, the origin of the word is derived from the curdling of weenie juice. A delicacy in the state of Abudaba.

wait, it that WEENIE CHEESE?

by abudabalover123 May 28, 2010

weenie washer

plain and simply, a cock sucking faggot

"That weenie washer could suck the brass off of a door knob"

by proud homophobe September 4, 2003

weenie beenie

a condem; anything used to stop the flow of semen into the female's genitalia

C.J. asked me if I had a weenie beenie he could have, because Ashley was coming over that night to visit.

by Christopher Joseph Dobbs October 22, 2003

weenie-roast

When a group of guys make fun of a friend's small penis right in front of him and others.

Jack's hook-up at the bar was going pretty well until we weenie-roasted him.

by tkchitown January 7, 2010