Toonis Weenis

To drop something on your toe.

"Hey man, I got my bowling ball this morning, and I totally toonis weenis'd it. It hurt like a bitch."

by Toonis Weenis March 16, 2009

A Weenie Genie

Somone that can make an old fashioned aka hand Job an absolutely magical, nut busting experience.

Rachel put on a furry glove last night has gave me a handy. It was incredible. She’s a weenie genie.

Dude your mom’s hands are so soft they are like butter stroking my knob. She’s a weenie genie.

by Eaton Holgoode November 04, 2017

Weenie Cheese

A universal noun, weenie cheese can be used to describe pretty much anything. Although, the origin of the word is derived from the curdling of weenie juice. A delicacy in the state of Abudaba.

wait, it that WEENIE CHEESE?

by abudabalover123 May 28, 2010

weenie cough

When your boyfriend ejaculates in your mouth after fellatio and a cough develops as a result of swallowing.

"Awww girl, you got the weenie cough? Et's okaai" - significant other in a homosexual voice.

by jkderp October 23, 2010

weenie washer

plain and simply, a cock sucking faggot

"That weenie washer could suck the brass off of a door knob"

by proud homophobe September 04, 2003

weenie beenie

a condem; anything used to stop the flow of semen into the female's genitalia

C.J. asked me if I had a weenie beenie he could have, because Ashley was coming over that night to visit.

by Christopher Joseph Dobbs October 22, 2003

mistle weenie

An uncircumcised penis. See also "hooded beggar".

Joe had the ugliest mistle weenie I ever saw.

by Greg Stamper May 11, 2008