flesh eating snot weasel 

a carnivorous rodent composed of human snot. it is an extremely dangerous creature, mainly because it can skeletonize a human being in less than a minute. it can also take the form of any living being. that's why tom cruise is in existence.

my best freind was eaten by a flesh eating snot weasel.

flesh eating snot weasel by Rob Armer December 9, 2006

one eyed wonder weasel 

a penis... see fo shizzle my nizzle

dude your one eyed wonder weasel is crawling up my pants

one eyed wonder weasel by Anonymous March 1, 2003

screeching weasel 

great band , ben weasel is a genious for his awesome pop punk tunes \m/

supermarket fantasy , stupid over you , stupid girl , you blister my paint , planet of the apes i wanna be a homosexual , the girl next door

screeching weasel by liam January 19, 2005

Sand Weasel 

A vicious land predator characterized by it's inability to feel sympathy. It has a cute, fuzzy exterior and the ability to kill anything at any time in any place; seriously...it assassinated Abraham Lincoln...John Wilkes Booth just owned one. They are found naturally in large populated areas, where crime lords will pay them to assassinate ANYONE and EVERYONE. The German Poet, Alphred Von Schleeden Ho once refered to sand weasels as "The Sand Veazel" or "Little Satan." In Arabic: "Plague of the Ages."

There was no meteor to kill the dinosaurs, there was only a pissed off sand weasel.

Sand Weasel by The collective of Zarloff January 14, 2008

Hairy Weasel 

The unexpected exposure of a private body part. Sometimes happening in yoga or pilates class.

We were stretching our legs when I was greeted by the hairy weasel of the lady standing next to me.

Hairy Weasel by leahkate September 2, 2008

Chicken Weasel

1. A cross between a chicken and a weasel, also known as a cheasel or a wicken.
2. A random exclamation.
3. A come-back for random people.

1. Dude, is that a chicken weasel?!?!?
2. CHICKEN WEASEL!!
3. Girl 1: What are you talking about?
Girl 2: Chicken weasel!

Chicken Weasel by BeffyG December 16, 2008

Sidney the Neck Weasel 

A small evil weasel known only to a small cult, the sidneyites, who both worship and fear him in equal measure. Born in Camden, Sidney quickly became king of the weasels until he was stepped on by a goth and killed. However, due to his amazingness, he became a god, and instructed the first sidneyite to skin him and place his hide in a clothes shop. However, due to his insatiable lust for blood and sexual intercourse, Sidney was relegated from god to unspeakable demon of the night and now haunts people in their wildest nightmares. He's Sidney the neck weasel. You wear him like a scarf. He wears your soul like a Justin Hawkins style Jumpsuit. But he doesn't believe in a thing called love. Just violence. Watch out.

"Oh shit, is that Sidney the Neck Weasel I see over there with David Mitchell, Stalking Max and Kim?"

"yeah look, he just ate their feet."

"Oh, shit. Now they're wearing him like a scarf..."

Sidney the Neck Weasel by MaximumDoubleR September 19, 2009