A type of shit that feels as if you're passing a boulder. It takes a minimum of a half hour for it to come out, and it usually requires you to stretch out your asshole like Goatse and/or shake it out.
Person 1: Dude, you've been in the bathroom for an hour now.
Person 2: I'm taking a watermelon shit; that White Castle didn't agree with me.
Person 2: I'm taking a watermelon shit; that White Castle didn't agree with me.
by XileLord March 12, 2011
Get the watermelon shitmug. May seem as though one is saying that your pussy is extremely juicy... It is not, your pussy is obviously just too big to do any kind of sexual act what so ever, unless your're dark in color... You know, cuz its watermelon
by Thisdudelol247 December 14, 2014
Get the watermelon pussymug. 
A short film created in 1932 starring Charlie Chapman that tells the story of a man named Joe Simmons who goes to a pub to drown out his sorrows. Charlie Chapman playing as himself goes up to Joe and asks what's wrong. Joe replies "It's the word Charlie I don't know what it means!" Charlie obvious confused, then asks "Well what word?" Joe replies "Watermelon Sugar! The word has been drowned out into obscurity when a bunch of definitions were made of it! The word has been trending for years at the top of the word trending list on Urban Dictionary! I don't know what it means and I still have yet to know!" Charlie then says "Hey calm down for a second. Here, why don't yah tell me you're name and we can sort this whole thing out." Joe says "The names Joe." Charlie asks "Joe who?" Joe Simmons immediately snaps up out of his seat and shouts "Joe mama!" Charlie rushes in behind the counter and grabs the 12 gauge double barrel shotgun and nails Joe in the head. The audience then laughs and the movie ends.
Watermelon Sugar, Mason what does it mean?
It's no use, we're out of time. We're at Defcon 2!
Not yet, I've got one more card to play.
It's no use, we're out of time. We're at Defcon 2!
Not yet, I've got one more card to play.
by Veteran Bandit June 3, 2021
Get the Watermelon Sugarmug. hope this gets on trending like all the others do
but seriously watermelon sugar is sugar inside a watermelon, god what is wrong with you people?
but seriously watermelon sugar is sugar inside a watermelon, god what is wrong with you people?
jack: this definition of watermelon sugar is the only serious one
john: nah there's others
jack: where?
john: the place where everyone's perfect
john: nah there's others
jack: where?
john: the place where everyone's perfect
by I'm funny I swear April 4, 2021
Get the watermelon sugarmug. The man had a stripper give him watermelon smoothie when she gave him a golden shower while she squirted beast milk in his mouth
by London lemongrass May 9, 2019
Get the watermelon smoothiemug. by Middleguy12 June 19, 2016
Get the Watermelon Queenmug.