2 definitions by autistic golf ball

Watermelon Run

the act of sticking ur dick in a watermelon and running around ur neighborhood with it while singing "the star spangled banner"

Timmy was doing the watermelon run but got kidnapped by raisins

by autistic golf ball December 16, 2010

Dwarf Labor

Kidnapping midgets and forcing them to remove your dingleberrys daily, and making them throw water baloons filled with poop at old people in a retirement home

midget: i hate dwarf labor

Dave: shut up chuck and remove these dingleberrys from my ass!

by autistic golf ball December 16, 2010