Washing the ferrari

When Michael Bay auditioned Megan Fox for the first Transformers, he made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed the whole thing.

Apparently this video exists somewhere, though no one knows where it is.

"Washed his Farrari" And a new euphemism was born...

A- Do you know where Meg was last night?
B- Yeah, she was washing Michael's ferrari.
A- Ahh, I get it! "Washing the ferrari"!

by MeganFoxBlowsLiterally July 21, 2009

Dick washed

Someone who is brainwashed with a bit of good dick

This bird is totally dick washed

by manolv October 23, 2017

sperm wash

1. Separating sperm from a man's semen in order to promote fertility.

Used in some communities as an alternative for adoption when children are desired. Can be used to lower risks of child getting HIV.

Billy had a sperm washing so that his kid wouldn't get AIDs.

by Sujoy December 9, 2008

washing raspberries

The excuse one gives for not showing up to an imprtant event, because they were masturbating.

Me: Alex why weren't you at the rehearsal last Sunday?
Alex: I was washing raspberries.

by shugatitz November 24, 2015

power wash

When a person shits their pants and cleans it by pissing onto the stain.

Johnny accidentally pooped himself and had no option but to power wash it with his own urine.

by big al 69 September 4, 2013

Washing the boat

Another term used to describe masturbating.

Mom: what are you doing in there!?

Son: washing the boat...

Mom: ok.

Son: HA! she fell for it (jerking off sounds)

Mom: Wait a minute, he doesnt have a boat in his room...

by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

White-Wash

A non-white person who tries to act/appear white.

Latisha shops at Abercrombie & Fitch with Ruth. She is so white-washed!

by PINKch0pstix April 14, 2005