willy-warmer

A nicely knitted coat made to keep your willy nice and toasty when it starts to get cold outside.

It's coming up to winter - better get the willy-warmer out.

by Steven November 16, 2003

Warm Body

A warm body is someone that has agreed to being in a non-emotional, physical relationship with another person just for the sake of intimacy. It is also not uncommon for the warm body to be acting as a replacement for the person that is really wanted but is unobtainable.

A girl will be asked to cuddle and spend the night with a guy, be his warm body to touch and caress, then is gone in the morning before he wakes. Nothing occurs outside of the bedroom.

by Ceci Cartwright October 5, 2009

Willy Warmer

Used as a name for a female in a non exclusive sexual relationship. Indicates the male in the partnership is only using the female for sexual pleasure.

"Nah she's not my girlfriend, she's just a willy warmer."

by XannaBanna June 25, 2009

WARMAN

Close friend of Solid Snake, WARMAN is a billion times the man you'll ever be. wears olive camo pants and american flag facepaint. name any object in existance, and WARMAN can kill you a billion different ways with it.

His name is spelled entirely in capitals.

I heard they sent WARMAN to the middle east, and he like, won."

by DANZAIBAR January 6, 2009

warm bag 'o' dicks

something that you use to slap assholes in the face.

Someone should really slap George Bush in the face with a "warm bag 'o' dicks".

by Fuck Face of DSP July 10, 2007

Warmachine

A tabletop steampunk game that requires models, dice, a ruler, and some other shit. While it might be cheaper than warhammer, model per model it can be much more expensive. Its best feature are angry Russian robots (also known as Warjacks) that can kick ass out of other non-angry Russian robots. Unless the dice gods hate you, which means you're fucked.

Also, if you add a medium sized warmachine model and a sock together, you have a potential weapon.

Person1: Hey look, Person 3 is playing warmachine!
person 2: Herp derp, the nerd...

*soon after Person 2 is in the hospital due to head injuries cause by a pewter model and a sock.

by Person #3 June 6, 2012

Janne Warmonster

The Janne Warmonster is Finlands answer to the Lock Ness Monster of Scotland. This myphical being is said to be able to play awesome keyboards, and lurks in the Baltic Sea.

"I was fishing one day off the coast of Finland, and I started to feel a tug on my fishing line. All of a sudden this Janne Warmonster and the Uberweilding Demonic Laiho Creature rose from the water. There was a song being played distantly that sounded like Kissing the Shadows. This is the last thing I remember." - Skog Forsell (Finnish Resident)

by Turbo86 June 29, 2006