woman

Sent by satan to destroy whole mankind.(Older form of a girl) They always try to be equal to men

Proof that woman are evil:

First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money
And we know that time is money:
Money = Money * Money
We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2
Therefore:
Money ^ 2 = Evil

by JohnnyB7 May 17, 2007

womanizer

A Man who is actually in love with a girl, but realizes that the love died out.
Usually it's the girls fault, in her not feeding the love and being selfish in thinking that it is all about her. Most overweight females think this way. This Man has a lot of love to give but soon gets betrayed by the woman, thus moving on to another.

He is such a womanizer, he said he loved me, and didin't do anything for me. What did I do wrong? Hes such an asshole (while stuffing her face with KFC).

by william blakeville May 10, 2009

Woman

Ovary scum.
I'm kidding, this human being has boobs and a uterus

Look at that woman!

by Smalls232 October 1, 2015

The Woman

A Noun.
A hot bitch that goes to my school.
The bitch who usually carries large breasts and a very large ass.

Did you see the Woman today? Her crackhead friend isn't looking that bad either.

by Pius June 3, 2004

Womanals

(noun) Any and all feminine hygiene products.

"I'm going camping with my boyfriend this weekend, so I'll have to pick up some womanals just in case."

by jake of all trades January 23, 2013

Woman

Anyone who sits down on the toilet to pee.

Me:I thought you just had to pee, what are you doing in the stall George?

George: My wife makes me sit down to pee.

Me: You are in the wrong restroom woman.

by rlb3 June 3, 2019

Woman

An Adult Human Female

or

A Human Being With The Capacity of Getting Pregnant

"A woman has a right to protect herself – in any way she can"

"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen"

by John E Elephant August 8, 2022