tunnel vision

1. What Mr. Happy has (i.e., his "vision" is always focusing on just one thing --- specifically, a gal's "love-tunnel").
2. What the vengeful and intently-gazing-straight-ahead Biff Tannen was experiencing while trying to run down Marty McFly in the underground causeway, and therefore he never noticed Old Man Jones' fertilizer-truck in time to avoid colliding with it --- yet again --- and consequently having himself and his car covered with the truck's messy contents ("MANURE!! I hate MANURE!") a second time, mere hours after having gotten said beloved jalopy back from Terry's garage which had cleaned it out from its previous encounter with said poop-hauler.

I always slow down a bit and drive extra-carefully through mountain-tubes and other underground traffic-passes, since it's notoriously easy to unwittingly get "tunnel vision" when traversing said claustrophobic motoring-routes.

by QuacksO April 7, 2020

vital vision

Guestimating vital signs of a patient based on their appearance without actually taking them.

He vital visioned his blood pressure at 120/80.

by Hop,skip, and have fun October 6, 2020

Dick Vision

Where someone drinks too much vodka and will then stop at nothing until they get dick.

Hey, Becca, you see Alex over there?

Get me a voddy!

(Dick Vision in progress)

by Wights April 19, 2018

camp vision

When you have been in camp for so long normally unattractive girls start looking good

Person 1 "hey man she looks hot eh?"
Person 2 "dude how long have you been in camp? I think you have camp vision because she is ugly"

by Chris234g February 21, 2018

Pube Vision

Pube Vision is using the power of the mind to peel back the layers and view the state and style of another's pubic region.

You don't need to have Pube Vision to know that there is no way in hell the curtains match the carpet.

by Discoloration February 28, 2017

Block Vision

A term used for showing alert and having awareness. When you are posted on the block (Block as in Life itself), you watch everything and never get caught lacking.

How did you let her cheat on you?

You don't have any Block Vision!

Where Is Your Block Vison? You Scared?

by Jimmyflame April 18, 2016

trail vision

Trail vision is a relative explanation for a person in the Boy Scouts of America who has been on a trek,in camp,or simply has been surrounded by guys too long. Simply stated if one is experiencing Trail Vision they see girls only in 6-10 "rating" and nothing less.

"Dude do I have Trail Vision or is she a flat out TEN?!"

"Chill bud you have it for sure"

by Boe Jangles August 19, 2016