cookie uterus

A boyfriend who supplies cookies.

1. That cracka is such a cookie uterus. He gives dat gurl cookies every day uv da week. Shit yeah son~.

by CookieUterus February 27, 2009

cat uterus

The squishy thing inside a pussy. Not your girlfriend's vagina, but an ACTUAL pussy cat. Taken out from your pussy's pussy during spading.

Dude when I get high, my favorite food is cat uterus.

by Kat Cuterus April 9, 2016

Fat Uteri

a lit ass groupchat made up of savage nitches

Did you see those fat uteri trend that last night?!

by fatuteri September 16, 2016

Self Uteral Destruction

When a female (more commonly young less experienced stupid chick) does or knowingly lets others do freaky

stuff with her vaginal regions that could potentially cause harm. Generally sexual in nature. In most cases alcohol or other recreational drugs could be involved.

“Becky needs to chill out! There’s a difference between A one night stand and sleeping with the whole bar plus there mom too! It’s like she’s stuck in Self Uteral Destruction mode....”

by RhianneSaurusRex June 6, 2018

Moody Utey

Short for ‘moody uterus’ this term is synonymous with menstrual moodiness and is said with the utmost respect.

Sarah’s moody utey was really putting a damper on date night.

by hvacmakesmehot September 18, 2019

mighty uterus

the uterus of an independent woman.

Rick: Fuck... Ellen has a mighty uterus.

Steven: I know, dude.

by pussydestroyer27 December 18, 2019

putrid uterus fork

a discord server with FREAKS. besides brooke.

putrid uterus fork discord server can suck my dick.

by xbrookee March 13, 2021