uber pwned

getting absolutely destroyed in some kind of competition or event, usually in a videogame like Halo. pwn is derived from "own" but the o is replaced with a p, whiched is supposed to represent a tongue sticking out, therefore forming the word "pwn". I pwn noobs all day. but back to the uber part, uber is a synonym for "super", but it usually has a negative connotation.

"Daniel pwns Dylon in Halo, but its all fun and games".

"Dude, you just got uber pwned."

by Dan the Man116 October 13, 2009

Uber ugly

Used to describe a person so exponentially busted, even a team of expert plastic surgeons couldn't make them physically appealling.

Person 1 : Did you see that old school Shabba Ranks video?

Person 2: No, but i remember that dude--he was uber ugly!!

Person 1: for real.

by TheyWhoShallNotBeNamed August 27, 2009

Uber-necking

The physical stance and motions one assumes when searching for his or her Uber car. May include craning neck, talking frantically on the phone, or a look of desperation in the eye. Sometimes followed by shoulders slumped in defeat and arm raised to just hail a regular taxi.

It's a cold night to be uber-necking...I hope Tom finds his car soon.

by Polka Dottie April 15, 2015

uber cheat

When you order an uber eats with the full intention of refunding it by saying it hasn’t come

“oi bruv you getting a maccies later”
“ye man gonna uber cheat it tho”

by Notts26 May 11, 2021

kyle uber

absolute thug OG at life. massive Wang and is great at everything, especially in bed with ladies. ;)

Kyle Uber smashed her so hard she cant even walk!

by daddy2.0 March 20, 2017

Uber-callipygian

A perfect figure on a woman would be something like 36-24-36. The word callipygian is a female with nice rounded buttocks. Such a person would have measurements similar to those stated above. An uber-callipygian woman would have measurements like 34-24-40. An uber-callipygian woman would be quite dominant with her rounded buttocks.

Jeniffer Lopez is uber-callipygian

by weasel990 January 22, 2010

Uber-Gook

An Uber-Gook is generally overly aggressive and tends to threaten other people although he is never able to back up his threats, in addition, he displays many characteristics that are also displayed by hicks with anger management. some may say that his behaviours could even be compared to Messiah's primal animal instincts. When he is angry he may even end the halo-3 game early just to spite everyone.

God, you are such an Uber-Gook
He looks like such an Uber-Gook

by XZXEXDX June 17, 2018