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twinkie packet

A man who is incapable of using a condom properly, it ends up spitting. (insult)
Look at you! Your dad is a Twinkie packet, you're a mistake!
by Jacob Marley April 10, 2017
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disco-twinkies

a popular hobby that Domingo Amado refers to while players are not taking the baseball game seriously.
Cut out the disco-twinkies over there. If you don't want to play baseball, take up needlepoint or gimp.
by D-ROB June 6, 2007
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Twinky Dinked

A term used for a undercover bisexual male, who enjoys pleasing other men with his tongue ring, while having 2 other men feeding him double anal pleasure.
I'm so in the mood to get twinky dinked tonight.
by Groovious February 9, 2019
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strawberry twinky

Damn it's shark week, my girls in a bad mood. Better give her a strawberry twinky to make her feel better
by Dick dongler June 14, 2018
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Fat Twinky

When a slut steals a married man away from his marriage and has an affair but she uses her seducing powers to control said man so he divorces or ends his marriage and gets married to her.
That bitch is such a fat twinky! I hate her!
by lolzdude101 July 4, 2016
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Canadian Twinkie

When two Canadians interlock their uncircumcised units head to head with duct tape and release their respective essences to seal their brotherly Canadian bond.
Me and Richard both have been friends for years, and have decided to seal our bond as brothers from another mother by conducting the Canadian Twinkie together in private.
by Destis5445 November 2, 2017
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Twinkie Dinky

When you grab filling from a Twinkie, put it on your penis so any female can lick the filling off
TWINKIE DINKY = BEST DESSERT EVER
by The VCR King April 16, 2017
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