by Every Bitch March 9, 2022
Get the Tristan Sanchez-Alex mug.Tristan is a guy that will forever be loving and understanding he will always be there to cheer you up even if he’s down, at first he is shy but once you meet him is is amazing! He will usually put himself down, but will always make people feel like there on top of the world.
Girl1: why dose Tristan seems sad?
Girl2: he gets over it fast and always can smile even if he doesn’t want to.
Boy1: just be there for him 😊
Girl2: he gets over it fast and always can smile even if he doesn’t want to.
Boy1: just be there for him 😊
by Believe me it gets worse December 28, 2017
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Tristan is a major fuck boy but he’s honestly one of the best people you’ll ever meet periodt. Apparently he has pretty eyes, at least that’s what i’m hearing. He super irreplaceable so hold onto him for as long as you can. He’s prolly a “keep everything to yourself” type of guy, you know? If you’re close to him then he’ll tell you everything but if you guys aren’t close then he’ll put a mask on it and say he’s fine. But overall he’s great and everyone should have a Tristan in they’re life.
by offbrand.joe February 20, 2019
Get the Tristan mug.Camouflage. Grease. Tobacco. Older girls. Boots. Unintelligence. All these words define a Tristan. The biggest douchebag you can find and a huge manwhore. He wears the rebel flag everyday to show that he's a complete racist and homophobic fuck.
by JermalNermal March 2, 2017
Get the Tristan mug.by isthatatictacohwaititsyourdick November 14, 2011
Get the Tristan mug.1. (man) a combination of both tristan (a horrible sex partner), and a thompson (a man with no testicles).
2. (woman) a girl who constantly grinds her teeth on your dick, whilst queefing untill your dick goes limp and her teeth grind your dick even more.
3. (n) A mild flame retardent, used in kinky love making acts.
2. (woman) a girl who constantly grinds her teeth on your dick, whilst queefing untill your dick goes limp and her teeth grind your dick even more.
3. (n) A mild flame retardent, used in kinky love making acts.
Example 1
1: why do you keep calling that guy tristan?
2: i was drunk one night and thought he looked okay, so i pulled his pants down and he didnt have any balls.
1: wow, really?
2: yeah, that tristan thompson, was a horrible sex partner.
Example 2
That girl is horrible, shes like a tristan thompson or something.
Example 3
1: hey, howed it go last night?
2: it was okay, we decided on the tristan thompson brand.
1: ive never used that brand before how was it?
2: alright, she just had a few third degree burns.
1: why do you keep calling that guy tristan?
2: i was drunk one night and thought he looked okay, so i pulled his pants down and he didnt have any balls.
1: wow, really?
2: yeah, that tristan thompson, was a horrible sex partner.
Example 2
That girl is horrible, shes like a tristan thompson or something.
Example 3
1: hey, howed it go last night?
2: it was okay, we decided on the tristan thompson brand.
1: ive never used that brand before how was it?
2: alright, she just had a few third degree burns.
by Mr. Stiky stiky September 24, 2011
Get the Tristan thompson mug.Tristan is the biggest fuckin faggot in the world who sucks dick for a living. Hes a hermaphrodite who cant play soccer and is jealous of pierce and dean's (Ibras) skills. Did i tell you he was a fajit?
by Ibra1998 July 13, 2016
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