tommy-b

a person with no talent or future.

'....yeah that guys a total tommy-b'

by Marty March 20, 2004

Tommy T

Baddest man out there. Is the leader of the Mandem. Guy from UK who lives in Los Santos. A guy who robs banks and steals shit. A great escape artist can run away from cops. He's a real OG

Don't know 'bout me, I'm Tommy T

by -SMK- September 2, 2021

tommy hank

a nicer/cleaner way of saying wank :)

"Sorry I was late mum, was just avin a tommy hank!"

by Megan :) January 16, 2008

tommy bumfinger

the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge

man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....

...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands

by silverfox73 November 27, 2009

Timmy and Tommy

The 2 young raccoons trained by the ruthless business tycoon raccoon tom nook in animal crossing

Mayor : Timmy and Tommy are becoming too powerful

Tom nook: do not resist their deals it stimulates the economy so what if they buy organs it’s not like they’re coming from you

by Shandler bongs May 13, 2020

Tommi the horse

“Tommi the horse” is a fat Icelandic horse, he’s often seen with his buddy “hrafnkell the clown” he wears glasses and Makes funny noises

Person 1 : hey can you hear that !
~clip clop clip clop~
Person 2 : hey that must be Tommi the horse !!!

by Oh no that’s very gay April 2, 2020

Tommy Short

He’s the most amazing boy you’ll ever meet, He’s sweet & kind, and always so freaking cool! he won’t believe you when you say that but everyone knows it’s true! he’ll become the most awesome person you’ve ever met and you’ll never want a replacement, Ever. He is so intriguing & mysterious even after months of being friends there will still be new things you find out about him that you never would’ve guessed. Tommy is always so good about everything & he always understands, there is no way you’ll ever be able to hate him (he’s never done anything wrong). When you see him your jaw will drop and you won’t be able to stop smiling, Tommy is drop-dead gorgeous & even your friends will find him attractive. His eyes are the blue-ist shade of blue, he’s taller than you but only by a bit! his hair is nonexistent but that’s fine you love him anyway, you’ll fall in love with his laugh! it’ll always immediately makes you happy whenever you hear it. His laugh is contagious if Tommy starts laughing you’ll be laughing with him in a matter of seconds, and do not get me started on that god-damned smile! he is so beautiful and you’ll wish you knew him sooner.

“what’s that cute guys name?” “That’s Tommy Short, he’s My best friend so freak off”

by Tuesdaylovesyou December 13, 2021