1 definition by safe2k11

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A person that has a certain level of intelligence that is to be desired of that of an ape. He enjoys nothing more that sitting next to his washing machine in the front garden getting high, whilst he beats up old ladies for no reason apart from he did not like their hairstyle and thought he could improve upon it. They also have a life's ambition to flip burgers in burger king because they want to help out all there homeboys and give them free burgers and that when they are hungry. They also have the running style of a dinosour and commonly react aggressively when having to complete sport in the rain.
Ben: you fancy going to see pikey tommy he wants to mash up some old ladies.
Penny: Yeah safe 2k11 bruv.
by safe2k11 May 12, 2011

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