tomas and alan guinan

The creators of eskimo bob. tomas is bob, and alan is alfonzo.

I sure wish I could meet tomas and Alan!

by Michael Waldren March 16, 2004

Tomás

A gay ginger who has orange pubes and thinks he’s good at sports, but has an average dick size and is a very large male.

Don’t be a Tomás and just admit that ur sports team sucks ass.
Ex. Houston Texans

by Brown Mamba (a.k.a Jordi) March 11, 2019

Crusty Tombstone

A repulsive act that a only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
By doing this horrible act you would suck semen out of a dead persons ass. Also known as felching. And then when done you would spit it out on the tombstone thus, when dry, leaving crusty remains. A lonely person who robs graves might enjoy this.

Steve: Dan seems like the kind of guy who would giving a crusty tombstone.
Dale: Whats that?
Steve: A horrible act that only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
Dale: That sounds absolutely repulsive.

by You don't know this August 11, 2010

Tomboy

A rare type of female that's currently endangered, and posses interests, mannerisms, and hobbies of your average male. girls only turn into tomboys if they are exposed to the outdoors in their childhood, they can be classified in mild, full, or extreme. Mild tomboys are more common, while extremes are virtually non existent.

(word of advice, not all tomboys are lesbian, but all tomboys are reverse traps)

Could be You: Need tomboy gf to wrestle and play video games with.

by asdadasdfafasd March 25, 2021

Tomass

Tomass is a giga chad, LEC super star, roadman and a pretty mf. He is also known as the funniest mf every to exist. He also has the assumptions of becoming a successful businessman.

Girl: Damn, i wish i could get a boy like Tomass.
Girl2: I dont think someone like him even exist

by Tomáš je frajer October 13, 2021

Tomboy gf

The only thing that truly matters

That's the definition of tomboy gf

by Eggman 2 November 2, 2022

Tomash

It`s belong from tork language and it means a very nearest,a close one person.Some scientist said that this is hebrew and it meens twins.Also Tomash is synonima of Thomas,Thoma,Toma,Tomassi and others.Man with this name is a little philosofic and religious attracted person?not selfish,friendly,but very unhappy

Tomash <from were name belong

by Jonathantnt January 28, 2009