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-IPOD thief 

a scanless little faggot rat bitch who bro let sleep over at house who steals bros ipod.
that -IPOD thief that you let sleep over at our house jacked your ipod. What a grimey rat.
-IPOD thief by IhateThieves January 5, 2010

keef thief 

When you go to pack a little bit of keef from your grinder on top of your bowl and realize there was not as much as you thought. The keef thief could be a.) some grimey bastard at the party you had then night before, or b.) the result of your high ass spilling your keef without realizing it.
Rob: Dude I coulda sworn my keef collection was bigger than this. Fuckin keef thief strikes again.

Alex: Actually your dumbass spilled half of it while you were admiring your stash and didn't realize it. Moron.

bacon thief 

One who sucks up to police, an informant. So called because he steal police officer's penes when blowing them.
Joey was the school snitch and now he's a bacon thief.
bacon thief by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

cock thief 

An unappealing that woman that provokes performance issues in a male suitor.
The bar was closing and there was no one left except for this cock thief. I took her home and I was right.
cock thief by Richard Hood January 16, 2009

lil' thief 

Another 1337 Delterian mother fscker
lil' thief by m33kz September 11, 2003

leaf thief 

someone who doesn't pay for there own pot
hey bro quit being a leaf thief and go buy your own jib
leaf thief by S.J.24 April 1, 2011