The surplus warrior is someone who goes out to a military surplus store and buys military uniforms, plate carriers, surplus helmets, and all the other tacticool gear. The pretend that they're in the military and many of them think that they could be in the special forces despite never exercising.
by heckingshekels June 10, 2018
Get the Surplus Warriormug. A runner who struggles on uphill terrain an even flat terrain, but sprints at high speeds upon hitting a downhill area. Downhill warriors are generally looked down upon by coaches and other runners, and it is customary to chant "Downhill warriors!" followed by five claps upon getting passed by one. As downhill sprinting can be tough on the joints, the practice is also medically discouraged.
I got passed by a downhill warrior on the first slope, but wound up passing him once he slwed down at the bottom.
by Teh Rote August 5, 2008
Get the downhill warriormug. A tall guy that has long hair and typically wears dark clothes and boots. They try to walk around with a mean face with the hopes of intimidating people, however they only weigh about 130 pounds and and have no muscle due to heavy drug use and laziness.
The Fake Warrior tried to tell somebody at the bus stop off in a condescending way, but the short stocky guy whipped his ass.
by Wharfg October 16, 2013
Get the Fake Warriormug. by ya boi ethan69 May 11, 2020
Get the casual warriormug. Wyd Warrior Means that a male and or female cannot keep a conversation between a person and another person.
by bludington900 June 16, 2023
Get the Wyd Warriormug. by yummymummytulpa June 15, 2018
Get the The Dawn Warriormug. A slang for a circumsized male, referring to the shape of the exposed glans being compared to a helmet.
by TheMissins11inches August 5, 2011
Get the Helmet Warriormug.