Package Boy

Neil's obviously preferred nickname :

Me: " awww you're such a cute package boy! "
Him: " SHUT UP "

by someonesdaughterisusingthislol February 20, 2022

care package friend

The friend who shows up only when you're doing great in life.

It wasn't until I started making real money that friends I don't normally hang out with hit me up. I only fuck with my A1s, no care package friends.

by E11evendashOne May 7, 2018

Broken Package

Meaning he or she is impotent or barren.

Melissa cannot have children as she has a broken package!

by The Ink Man September 23, 2017

packagibility

The ability for a software to be or not to be packaged.

We decided to go with this vendor because of their product's packagibility rating.

by mr_ August 25, 2011

Stimulus Package

1200 for individuals

2400 for married couples
500 per child

The stimulus package was approved to help Americans.

by GRINDRMAN March 26, 2020

Blend The Package

When you are upside down and put your package in a blender over your partner

I couldn’t finish so I just decided to Blend The Package

by Hashimo July 1, 2024

Reverse Care Package

When a student who is away from home sends a care package to their mother/father/family instead of the original method of the mother/father/family sending one to them. It is usually full of goodies and/or souvenirs letting your family know that you are in fact fine and dandy whilst being away.

Andrea: I just sent my mom a reverse care package.
Mark: What was in it?
Andrea: Some candy, keychains, and a photo of me in my new apartment.
Mark: Nice. Moms love that crap!

by california.halifornia June 22, 2011