When a student who is away from home sends a care package to their mother/father/family instead of the original method of the mother/father/family sending one to them. It is usually full of goodies and/or souvenirs letting your family know that you are in fact fine and dandy whilst being away.
Andrea: I just sent my mom a reverse care package.
Mark: What was in it?
Andrea: Some candy, keychains, and a photo of me in my new apartment.
Mark: Nice. Moms love that crap!
Mark: What was in it?
Andrea: Some candy, keychains, and a photo of me in my new apartment.
Mark: Nice. Moms love that crap!
by california.halifornia June 22, 2011

A man dick that is insanely huge and may (or may not 😉) have trouble entering a woman’s vagina because of its massive size
“This is an oversized package now miss.” A man says as he sticks his dick in her vagina, usually followed by intense moaning and screaming
by iliketotalkaboutsex May 8, 2021

by PowerOf1000Chins July 12, 2019

When someone writes a whole chronicle of the whereabouts of a package their expecting, regardless of their peer's willingness to know.
Karen's released another episode of her package anime. Why did we let her in the group chat? I don't want to know every movement of the buttplugs she ordered!
by Lambda_BM December 27, 2020

The most disgusting, uninteresting thing you've ever seen, tried, or tasted. The easiest way to let people know you're not about to try something again.
by CaptainCoolArrow February 3, 2023

by TheRealPoggers March 8, 2020

Noun
A +5 inch penis that, the tip resembles a hammer that is used to penetrate inside or outside the body.
Normally causes many injuries to your partner
A +5 inch penis that, the tip resembles a hammer that is used to penetrate inside or outside the body.
Normally causes many injuries to your partner
Tom: hey so my GF found out that I have the WARHAMMER PACKAGE and now she can't walk right.
DOC: ..... Tom she's been dead for a while.
How long were you fucking here?
Tom:. About 1 hour straight. Why?
DOC:. That explains a lot.
DOC: ..... Tom she's been dead for a while.
How long were you fucking here?
Tom:. About 1 hour straight. Why?
DOC:. That explains a lot.
by Goodboy_with_badwords May 22, 2021
