midnight tango

Sex

Let's do the midnight tango!

by H3yImJP December 8, 2016

midnight blaze

smoking pot at midnight, or after midnight. usually to help sleep.

nigga 1: "man, i can't get to fuckin' sleep!"
nigga 2: "just midnight blaze, sonnnn."

by asdfghjkl98989 June 13, 2009

Midnight Harry

Getting a super awesome handy from someone with very hairy and ape-like knuckles. This has been known to cause immediate release from the softness of the knuckle hair.

I met John last night, and after a few tequila shots, he gave me a Midnight Harry in the bathroom style. Slept like a baby that night.

by ChickenPho October 13, 2019

midnight Lila

Midnight Lila is a term referring to the Lila you attempt to interact with after around 11 o'clock at night. Midnight Lila is prone to insulting you in ways that daytime Lila had never even considered...and, therefore, is much more interesting.

"You're talking to midnight Lila. What did you expect?"

by Kristoff Bjorgman July 23, 2020

Midnight Mariachi

The sound of distant but still audible mariachi music usually experienced late at night. The thumping of the tuba penetrates your home even when the windows are closed. There is no escape.
Maybe someone's having a party. Maybe someone's blasting it out of the their parked car because they're an asshole. It is unmistakable, you are experiencing Midnight Mariachi.

Did you hear that Midnight Mariachi last night? It kept me up until 3 AM.

by Tawdry Audrey March 8, 2021

Midnight Release

A synonym for wet dream.

Joe: I had a midnight release last night and my pj’s are ruined!

by Ganyu March 21, 2021

midnight nuggets

The red, scratched-up leftovers of a mans nutsack after an extreme session of scratching said nutsack. its usually raw and sensitive to any and all outside contact.

Man 1: "Hey Todd, any idea why Marks walking funny"
Man 2: "Hey Jeff, yeah, Marks got midnight nuggets"

by TheBallsOnFire November 29, 2017